Ibex of the Free Mountain

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ohabutt:

in  middle school my friend used to give me these huge lemons to eat because they were delicious and one time i was eating one and some idiot told me he’d give me ten bucks to take a huge bite and another kid added five so i got 15 american dollar for doing what i was already doing truly this is  the land of opportunity

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shikajika:

“Kids can’t learn about sexuality and gender because it’s too scary or confusing for them” yeah because YOU told them they there are ONLY straight men and straight women from the age of three and then used that limited scope an an excuse to carry on dodging the subject.

I found the seven times table scary and confusing but I still had to do about 20 exams about it

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theprettygoodgatsby:

no one is good at small talk everyone lets only do big talk from now on

meet someone for the first time

tell them about the proposed mars colony and ask if they would go, even though its a one-way trip

ask people what their favorite dinosaurs are

do they believe artificial intelligence could ever replace humanity

if they were a tree, what kind of tree would they be

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